@3 days ago with 45398 notes
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
(Source: free-parking, via misterbovinejonihimself)
"Hm. This thing seems to have many qualities. I count more good than bad—it may be harmful in some ways but the numerous merits make it worthwhile. However, I understand the perspective of people who disagree, because different factors weigh differently on different people."
@5 days ago with 58 notes
Nobody born after internet journalism was invented. (via benkling